Season Preview: Spicing up the Entertainment

  With the 2013/14 NHL season looking to be an exciting one for the Ottawa Senators, Cyril Leeder and the rest of the strangely named Sens Front Office will be looking for ways to spice up the festivities inside the newly named Canadian Tire Centre. I have intensely investigated and compiled (while on an extended break at work) many techniques that could get the 100 Level to actually stand up after a goal (kinda like the Max Keeping looking guy who always appears on TV camera's after a goal and just claps). For perfect reading conditions, I suggest you sit back in a dark area and loudly play Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen.  I tried it and it is probably the best article I've ever read.

1. Numerous Spartacats

  Everyone gets excited when they see the long hair, happy face and sheer devotion of our beloved Captain Daniel Alfredsson mascot Spartacat. Imagine the excitement when they get to see him 2 to 3 times more often! The loud meter during stoppages would be off the charts! (...well it breaks every time)

2. New Jerseys

  There's been much talk about the Sens releasing a new jersey. Whether that be new home and away jerseys, a white heritage jersey for the Heritage Classic or an alternate route, all Sens fans are on the edge of their seats in anticipation. I suggest the alternate route. I made a quick mockup a few weeks ago and I think it truly stands out among a bunch of truly boring and lame jerseys. Sidenote: I did not know that I was allowed to use fake laces.

I can confidently say that it blows Nike out of the water.

3. Centre Ice Eugene Melnyk Face

  There's nothing that says "we love our dear Supreme Leader Euge" quite like unwillingly placing his image for all to see! There are many excellent photos of Great Leader but only one can take the prize. I say use the horse one. 

4. Every Player National Anthem

  Did you know that Buffalo plays both the American and Canadian anthems before each game even if both teams are from the US of A? What if Ottawa pushed this a little bit too far and played the National Anthem of every player in the game before each game. We could hear Lyndon Slewidge belt out 8-13 Anthem each night! No way that Leafs or Habs fans would ever show up now! Euge:1, Opposition Fans: 0.

5. Only play Cotton Eyed Joe

  For obvious reasons.

 

Thanks for reading!