Friday 20 December 2013

Team Mullet vs. Team Nation: Steve On Sens Blogger Classic Preview

After years of build up and anticipation, December 20, 2013 is finally here! Andrei Markov's 35th birthday! Happy Birthday Andrei! In other news, the 1st Annual Sens Blogger Classic is here. Team Nation faces off against Team Mullet in what will be a battle of grit, determination, coaching, wit and dump ins. The lineups have been made, rivalries established and hatred brewing between the most aggressive bloggers for the Ottawa Senators. Let's take a look at the Starting Lineups!



Detailed map of where this fierce battle of bloggers will take place.

Starting Lineups

Team Mullet
Eric Doty (Bonk's Mullet)
Graeme Nichols (6th Sens)
Juby and Lonnie (Bonk's friends or something. One likes the Habs. Probably Lonnie. He sounds French.)
Steve (Steve On Sens) 
Kevin Lee (BringBackLee)
Canuck (Sens Call Ups)
Jo (JoNana...victim of my nude pics. Gonna be an awkward time)
Paul (Sens_Army_) 

Team Nation
Owen (SensNation)
Grabovskeet (another of Bonk's friends. Also a Leaf fan.)
Spencer Gallaghan (Senturion)
Lorne Geller (LGeller18)
Bobby Kelly (BobbyBKelly)
Howie (SensVlog)
Dave Young (DaveYoung19)
Pan (Sens Call Ups)
Creech (TSN 1200)
Peter Raaymakers (Silver Seven Sens)

Keys To The Game

Mullet
  • Keep pants on for at least the whole first period
  • Sign Adnan as coach
  • Avoid Marc Methot
Nation
  • Move the puck. Team Mullet didn't have a morning skate.
  • Capitalize on chances
  • Use James Gordon as inspiration

Steve's Picks

  • Final score of 20-17 for Team Mullet
  • Attendance of 28 people (I would be very impressed with this.)
  • Adnan sneaks into group picture like Raj Binder
  • Bonk's Mullet is "that guy" who stays on the ice for the last 7 minutes
  • 3 Condra open net misses for me
Come out and watch tonight at 9 at Mlacak Arena in Kanata! My agent is only letting me sign autographs for 2 minutes post-game.

Thanks for reading and Happy Holidays!

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